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[skittys]

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[charityshop]

Yes!

Is it something I can help with?

[retrorsum]

Oh, it absolutely is. Considering you were the distraction.
Now, what should we do about that?

[charityshop]

Oh no.

What did I do?

[retrorsum]

Wife, you didn't need to do anything.
You're on my mind a lot.

[charityshop]

( ... ... ... )

Oh!

Is this sexting? Are we sexting?

[retrorsum]

Yes.
Now what are we going to do about my problem?

[charityshop]

( She doesn't even know how to sext! )

Snogging usually helps. Not that we can do that with you there and me here.

[retrorsum]

We can't.
But I'm all alone in my tent. What could we do?