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[personal profile] retrorsum 2018-10-21 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm not sure you want my methods for most of this. i do like to remind them i have a gun.

( which is absolutely not something that her wife really wants to hear but it's better than bullshitting her )

the bra i can help with.
charityshop: (Ln-V4wnQ)

[personal profile] charityshop 2018-10-21 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
do i really have to wear one?

( Yes. )

i'd ask yaz, but after the whole charity shop fiasco i think she'd cry. you should meet her though. you should meet all of my new friends. they'd love you.

you'd probably terrify graham, but in a good way.
retrorsum: (ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴛᴡᴏ)

[personal profile] retrorsum 2018-10-21 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
well, now i have to meet graham.

( she'll be extra river just because )

we'll get you sports bras. does the job and far more comfortable. better with all the running you do.
charityshop: (96dZKlDQ)

[personal profile] charityshop 2018-10-21 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
good.

i mean i like those frilly things. but on you. i think they'd just make me itchy.


( Hang on, she's just yelling down the TARDIS corridor to see if anyone wants to meet her wife. )
retrorsum: (ᴏɴᴇ sᴇᴠᴇɴᴛʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀ)

[personal profile] retrorsum 2018-10-21 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, i already have the perfect thing for you when we're alone.

( and one thing that would be very hot but she knows is absolutely not the doctor at all. that one is just staying in her mind )
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[personal profile] charityshop 2018-10-21 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
is that so?

( Graham, go away. Stop fussing about the wife thing. They're flirting now. )

hang on, i think i've shocked the fam. the whole regeneration thing's going to really blow their minds.
retrorsum: (ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪʀᴛᴇᴇɴ)

[personal profile] retrorsum 2018-10-21 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
as entertaining as this situation likely is i think i'm going to let you handle this one.

( for once river is going to behave herself and not purposely shock them any more )

though i'm assuming you've mentioned being a man already at some point.
charityshop: (TOoB074A)

[personal profile] charityshop 2018-10-21 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
i mentioned it!

but i think they were mostly distracted by the danger and death to take it fully on board.
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[personal profile] retrorsum 2018-10-21 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
i think i had the same reaction when i saw your last face.

( she'd let him cut his explanation short about how he had it in favour of not dying. after was a different story )

though if it helps i don't think your regeneration story is going to be as awkward as mine was. i had to explain 'mels' to my parents.
charityshop: (wsczde5w)

[personal profile] charityshop 2018-10-21 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
that's true.

( God, but she misses the Ponds. Amy would have had a field day with this. Rory would have been as awkward as ever.

It's worse for River though.
)

where are you now? are you doing something wild and scandalous and irresponsible?
retrorsum: (ᴏɴᴇ ᴏʜ ꜰɪᴠᴇ)

[personal profile] retrorsum 2018-10-21 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
who, me?

( she'll let that text sit for a minute or so before the second comes through )

absolutely

( and then finally )

want to join me?
charityshop: (HmviF42g)

[personal profile] charityshop 2018-10-21 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
absolutely.

100%

Yes.

I just have to pop to Sheffield first.
retrorsum: (ᴏɴᴇ sɪxᴛʏ ᴏɴᴇ)

[personal profile] retrorsum 2018-10-21 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
you have five minutes.

( is she joking or playing on that time machine thing )
charityshop: (wsczde5w)

[personal profile] charityshop 2018-10-22 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll be there in 4:59.
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[personal profile] retrorsum 2018-10-22 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm counting.

( she's kidding )